George Osborne is a merry soul.
They gave him all our money
I doubt if we'll ever find out out,
If the outlooks's sunny.

Cameron is a very rich man.
and when he went to Uni.
He got drunk and smashed some glass.
A photo opportunity

Nicky Clegg has disappeared
But he'll be on TV
Travelling on our old railways
On the BBC.

Where have all the women gone?
we don't hear much of them.
I won't be surprised if indeed
We've all turned into men.

For having babes and cooking meals
Will not make a bomb.
So when we look for children dear,
They've vanished,everyone.

So enjoy your microwave,
Your freezer and your phone.
Enjoy your iPad and your car,
We are all alone.

I hear you can get a heart transplant,

And a lung transplant

But,dear Lord.

Can't they discover how to to a brain transplant?

I hear you can get a face transplant.

You can have breast implants.

But,Lord help me.....

Why can't someone do a thryroid gland implant?

Or a total Kathy transplant?!

I think my little fire is going out.

I feel so cold and full of doubt.

I need a thicker skin.

Do they sell them hereabouts?

I'd like a rubber skin now;I'm too sensitive to be a real lout.

Yet my flimsy spirit may turn out to be stout.

Oh,Lord,can't you fill my wounds with new grout?

I see the plumber can fix the bath.

And the builder has fixed the garden path.

So it gives me pain and wrath

That my problems don't pass.

Send me patience please.

Until my torments cease.

For I do believe;

I'm not deceived...

Love can ease

Our mental agonies